“Video games are my relaxation hobby” I whisper to myself through gritted teeth as I replay the same gameplay sequence for the 30th straight time with a deranged and obsessive tenacity towards reaching full completion
I heard this girl at school who was like 4’11 say “I need a man who’s at least 6 feet” I just turned around and stared at her for a long time.
Betch you’re hobbit sized.
how will they kiss
when you think your cramps are finished but then
making plans with friends like
sext: that looks infected