vibranium:

helloimashoutyman:

If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.

That’s why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.

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sassysinglelady:

What was the original purpose for this website because something went wrong along the way

sctot:

i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow

bussykiller:

wishingonadandylion:

"Because that’s where she lives."

I lost it.

ANGRY PIPER IS MY FAVORITE

kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

  1. someone: do you practice any sports?
  2. me: does pressing reblog on tumblr count as sport?

wreck-it-mikey:

being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords

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niggaqueef:

when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this

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fajitastic:

'do it for the vine'

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hermoines:

it is sep 1st so basically happy halloween

thestylishbeaut:

all i think about is clothes i can’t afford and food i want to order.

acciobenedictplease:

Things that are scary:

  • getting up in class
  • coughing in class
  • reading out loud in class
  • answering a question in class
  • turning a test in first in class
  • class 
tupacabra:

nigga just ate a booty flake

tupacabra:

nigga just ate a booty flake

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